Flash. Spark. Hi.
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owlandpenny:lissalynn:


thedailywhat:

T-Shirt Design Concept of the Day, Too: “I Wish…“  by C.D.S.
“I Wish” is now playing in your head. Also: The Final Countdown.
Also: The game.
[reddit.]

god dammit



I want this so bad omfg

frequentseas:

owlandpenny:lissalynn:

thedailywhat:

T-Shirt Design Concept of the Day, Too:I Wish…“  by C.D.S.

I Wish” is now playing in your head. Also: The Final Countdown.

Also: The game.

[reddit.]

god dammit

I want this so bad omfg

like Saying the words: Dude, Wicked, Legit, Sick, Bro, Sweet, Beast.

skydives:

Stop it, Facebook. 

is it bad that i liked that group….?

skydives:

I just want to go back to sleep. 

oh. oh. oh.

skydives:

I just want to go back to sleep. 

oh. oh. oh.

It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3 kg. The length of the penis is three times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman’s heart beats faster than a man’s. Women blink twice as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb.
should i

frequentseas:

go to the beach on wednesday or go to an ap world review. ap world is so hard and i could probably use it but my friends are rubbing it in my face that they’re going to the beach. so what should i do?

I heard its supposed to rain on wensday :/

skydives:

chichi-ksparks:

skydives:

titanics:

ajgoiwtt4356:

beauvais-:

Donnie: First of all, Papa Smurf didn’t create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel’s evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn’t happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don’t even have… reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It’s just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what’s the point of living… if you don’t have a dick?




I JUST WATCHED SMURFS TODAY! AND I TOLD ADAM THAT SMURFS WERE ASEXUAL!!! OMG.

omg gf where’d you watch the smurfs do they even play the smurfs anymore 

BOOMERANG GURLY! I get all those fancy smancy channels remember?

skydives:

chichi-ksparks:

skydives:

titanics:

ajgoiwtt4356:

beauvais-:

Donnie: First of all, Papa Smurf didn’t create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel’s evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn’t happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don’t even have… reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It’s just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what’s the point of living… if you don’t have a dick?

I JUST WATCHED SMURFS TODAY! AND I TOLD ADAM THAT SMURFS WERE ASEXUAL!!! OMG.

omg gf where’d you watch the smurfs do they even play the smurfs anymore 

BOOMERANG GURLY! I get all those fancy smancy channels remember?

skydives:

titanics:

ajgoiwtt4356:

beauvais-:

Donnie: First of all, Papa Smurf didn’t create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel’s evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn’t happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don’t even have… reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It’s just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what’s the point of living… if you don’t have a dick?




I JUST WATCHED SMURFS TODAY! AND I TOLD ADAM THAT SMURFS WERE ASEXUAL!!! OMG.

skydives:

titanics:

ajgoiwtt4356:

beauvais-:

Donnie: First of all, Papa Smurf didn’t create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel’s evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn’t happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don’t even have… reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It’s just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what’s the point of living… if you don’t have a dick?

I JUST WATCHED SMURFS TODAY! AND I TOLD ADAM THAT SMURFS WERE ASEXUAL!!! OMG.

:)

:)

paoladalia:

fuckyeahjohnkrasinski:

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